Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized...
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What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...
Quote #20367
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time…
Quote #20989
Good food ends with good talk.
Quote #20637
The men who create power make an indispensable contribution to the Nations greatness, but...
Quote #21090
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I...
Quote #13870
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Quote #4694
I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it...
Quote #5637
We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient...