Quote #13853
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #1053
Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness.
Quote #1424
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Quote #13356
I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
Quote #5107
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
Quote #508
So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more...
Quote #1612
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #12810
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #11035
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.