Quote #13944
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can...
Quote #6446
Ill fares the land, to hast’ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men...
Quote #3393
It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted...
Quote #17490
The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.
Quote #6638
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Quote #4011
To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to...
Quote #19893
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #18083
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #1710
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.