Quote #803
Take your life in your own hands and what happens A terrible thing no...
Quote #21011
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Quote #8763
I have not failed. Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
Quote #8245
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #11905
I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that...
Quote #15958
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #8369
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.Lat., Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.
Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #19880
Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
Quote #13375
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.