Quote #6932
The need to be right — the sign of a vulgar mind.
Quote #9955
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #14804
The Moving Finger writes and, having writ, Moves on nor all your Piety nor...
Quote #20054
When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure,...
Quote #19718
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #12764
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #10693
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Quote #8741
Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...
Quote #8264
Facts are stupid things.
Quote #4909
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...