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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Saint Augustine

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Henny Youngman

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When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Sid Taylor

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Wisdom is perishable. Unlike information or knowledge, it cannot be stored in a computer...
Tommy Boy

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Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
Rollin Wilson

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Along with such abundance of grace comes the gift of righteousness. Again grace and...
Bruce Lee

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When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there...
Mahatma Gandhi

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It is unwise to be too sure of one’s own wisdom. It is healthy...
Alexander Hamilton Stephens

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It was no Insurrection or Rebellion, or even Civil War in any proper sense...
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Quote #10099

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Very little is needed to make a happy life.
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