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Small minds are much distressed by little things. Great minds see them all but...
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It’s never too late to be who you might have been.
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a...
Quote #744
It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...
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Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...
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When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...
Quote #7192
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.