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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13636

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year,...
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The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Plutarch

Quote #3964

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Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.
Erica Jong

Quote #808

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I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
Alexandre Dumas

Quote #12705

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Harry S Truman

Quote #3052

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Well, I wouldn’t say I was in the ‘great’ class, but I had a...
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8264

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Facts are stupid things.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13851

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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Jorge Luis Borges

Quote #11095

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There is a concept which corrupts and upsets all others. I refer not to...
Euripides

Quote #4611

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Your very silence shows you agree.
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