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Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
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Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
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Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
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One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
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But then I sigh, and with a piece of scripture,Tell them that God bids...
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I have learned this at least by my experiment that if one advances confidently...
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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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Only he is free who cultivates his own thoughts, and strives without fear to...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...