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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13755

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Willie Tyler

Quote #21642

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The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
Greek Proverb

Quote #16618

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Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.
John Dewey

Quote #9542

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Intellectually, religious emotions are not creative but conservative. They attach themselves to the current...
Aristotle

Quote #1816

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Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
George Walden

Quote #18697

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A country losing touch with its own history is like an old man losing...
Sir Winston Churchill

Quote #5840

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I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by...
Lawrence Peter Berra

Quote #10752

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #531

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Money often costs too much.
Douglas Noel Adams

Quote #9803

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase ‘As pretty as...
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