Quote #18638
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #20070
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Quote #15630
Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.
Quote #5985
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #5489
We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction.
Quote #4656
Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
Quote #13753
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #16906
The true God is the unknown God to the natural man and also the...
Quote #2569
Everybody can be great… because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a...
Quote #12265
I have no plans, and no plans to plan.