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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13926

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
George Foreman

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Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #543

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Character is what can do without success.
Samuel Butler

Quote #8138

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Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not...
Real Live Preacher

Quote #21339

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The universe seems wondrous to me, with or without God. It has powerful lines...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8617

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are more things, Lucilius, that frighten us than injure us, and we suffer...
Bill Stern

Quote #17746

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Our elections are free, it’s in the results where eventually we pay.
Tommy Smothers

Quote #17594

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

Quote #12555

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9143

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
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