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I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. ‘That was...
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It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
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Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you...
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That which has been believed by everyone, always and everywhere, has every chance of...
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O, now, for ever Farewell the tranquil mind farewell content Farewell the plumed troop...
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A catherdral, a wave of storm, a dancer’s leap, never turn out to be...
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election...
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I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.
Rush Limbaugh

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You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...
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