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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Mark Twain

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
Rush Hour

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Carter Please tell me you speak English. I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any...
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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
William Shakespeare

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O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest...
Wayne's World

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Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
George Wald

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A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.
Manley E. Rogers

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Harvard doesn’t consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they...
Guy Lynch

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Years later, people look back upon their darkest day and say — as Churchill...
Saint Augustine

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We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices...
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