Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #11665
The experience of democracy is like the experience of life itself-always changing, infinite in...
Quote #838
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #3575
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #21424
Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.
Quote #11662
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
Quote #16855
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #10229
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #10049
Everyman’s life is a fairy tale written by God’s fingers.
Quote #21013
His only fault is that he has no fault.