Quote #4239
When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
Quote #4995
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #4731
Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Quote #13828
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
Quote #11172
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #1588
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.
Quote #3870
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Quote #1135
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help...
Quote #2714
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.