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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Jerome K. Jerome

Quote #6247

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It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you...
Stan Aogartem

Quote #10143

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… information can be treated like any other quantity and be subjected to the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13742

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

Quote #11959

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Cullen Hightower

Quote #14176

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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
William Reece Smith, Jr.

Quote #4923

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We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
Maurice Chevalier

Quote #11829

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Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Andrew Lang

Quote #15017

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Isak Dinesen

Quote #12600

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think these difficult times have helped me to understand better than before how...
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