Quote #3854
If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
Quote #15635
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #4599
There is in the worst of fortune the best of chances for a happy...
Quote #20707
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at...
Quote #13694
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
Quote #9764
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #12437
When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
Quote #9006
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Quote #16582
There is no shame in not knowing the shame lies in not finding out.
Quote #20690
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...