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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
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Man is what he believes.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
Abraham Lincoln

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Francis Bacon

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Believe not much them that seem to despise riches, for they despise them that...
Bob Hope

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I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
G. K. Chesterton

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Nat Burton

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There’ll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and...
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