Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #10178
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #4376
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple...
Quote #8394
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon...
Quote #1274
Is virtue a thing remote I wish to be virtuous, and lo Virtue is...
Quote #13993
Have you not learned that not stocks or bonds or stately homes or products...
Quote #10531
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.
Quote #13679
A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
Quote #2032
And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm.