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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Confucius

Quote #1237

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
Jules Feiffer

Quote #12932

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Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
Frank Leahy

Quote #15061

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Gabrid Garcia Marquez

Quote #15444

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
Edward P. Tryon

Quote #21675

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9291

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An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
Leonard Bernstein

Quote #10729

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for...
Frederick Langbridge

Quote #15022

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Two men look out through the same bars One sees the mud and one...
H. Jackson Browne

Quote #11323

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do you always want to be right, or do you want to be happy
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