Quote #10028
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Quote #21623
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
Quote #14765
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
Quote #12711
The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,… A man might divorce his wife, or...
Quote #314
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #7649
Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
Quote #8179
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
Quote #16956
Let fear be a counselor and not a jailer.
Quote #13707
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #1971
Peter When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to...