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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13704

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9375

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Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
Hal

Quote #11174

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Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #674

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
George Washington

Quote #8729

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican...
Confucius

Quote #1282

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The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5250

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Angels and ministers of grace defend us.Be thou a spirit of health, or goblin...
Donald Barthelme

Quote #19701

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you...
Wayne Gretzky

Quote #6925

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don’t like them...
Mark Twain

Quote #1614

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
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