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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
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Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.
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Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.
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Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
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There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice....
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