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If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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Goodbye, and hello, as always.
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
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Put yourself in a state of mind where you say to yourself, Here is...
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
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Goodness does not consist in greatness, but greatness in goodness.
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Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision.