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I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
Virgil

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Oh you who are born of the blood of the gods, Trojan son of...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat....
H.L. Mencken

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Platitude an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b)...
Johann von Goethe

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One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Carl Sandburg

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The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
William Jennings Bryan

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Anglo-Saxon civilization has taught the individual to protect his own rights American civilization will...
Robert Green Ingersoll

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I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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No facts are to me sacred none are profane I simply experiment, an endless...
CaddyShack

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