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I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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People far prefer happiness to wisdom, but that is like wanting to be immortal...
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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
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First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while...
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People are like stained glass windows they sparkle and shine when the sun is...
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In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I...
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Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a...
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Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...