Quote #13700
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #3474
He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all...
Quote #4262
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #10639
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
Quote #2665
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
Quote #10049
Everyman’s life is a fairy tale written by God’s fingers.
Quote #10621
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
Quote #10997
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
Quote #1094
Time eases all things.