Quote #19494
Familiarity breeds contempt, while rarity wins admiration.
Quote #10265
Weep for the lives your wishes never led.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #12648
It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights,...
Quote #3279
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Quote #2053
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
Quote #1837
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
Quote #280
I could have spoken from Rhode Island where I have been staying … But...
Quote #20471
LEONARD I’ve failed, Chris. I can’t locate the white collective unconscious. CHRIS I wouldn’t...
Quote #467
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...