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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Thomas Jefferson

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I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the...
Lou A. Riley

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Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Lawton Chiles

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We have entered the era of the ‘imperial’ former presidency with lavish libraries, special...
Garry Marshall

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It’s always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
Theodore Sturgeon

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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Camille Paglia

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I believe that history has shape, order, and meaning that exceptional men, as much...
Evelyn Waugh

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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quentin Crisp

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Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we...
Stephen William Hawking

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God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can’t...
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