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Quote #13809

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Seneca

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It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare it is...
Gore Vidal

Quote #3724

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I’m a born-again atheist.
Dan Rather

Quote #16856

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A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5276

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Simply the thing I am shall make me live.
Anne Tyler

Quote #21635

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People always call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Quote #18626

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Roger

Quote #12767

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.
William Cowper

Quote #12174

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O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king...
Richard Needham

Quote #15992

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
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