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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13753

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

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We will have no truce or parlay with you Hitler, or the grisly gang...
James Gould Cozzens

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Be virtuous and you’ll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you’ll begin to be...
James Thurber

Quote #21648

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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Kabbalah

Quote #14630

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Rhythm is the basis of life, not steady forward progress. The forces of creation,...
George Orwell

Quote #2911

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It is a commonplace that the history of civilisation is largely the history of...
Unknown

Quote #18429

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Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Al Capone

Quote #11593

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Vote early and vote often.
Lord Falkland

Quote #20195

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When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to...
Hiram Powers

Quote #16491

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Educate the heart — educate the heart. Let us have good men.
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