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Quote #13776

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that...
Lawana Blackwell

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Propriety was a rigid master, but one that must be obeyed if one wanted...
Henry Louis Mencken

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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all it is...
Arthur McNallan

Quote #15576

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Cliques are groups, groups are great, great are cliques of people.
Mark Twain

Quote #1765

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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend...
Confucius

Quote #1286

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may...
Bishop Richard Cumberland

Quote #11738

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It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

Quote #10794

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
Homer

Quote #7367

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
Aristotle

Quote #1826

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The gods too are fond of a joke.
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