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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #20835
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
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If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Quote #9652
Delay always breeds danger.
Quote #6326
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
Quote #11029
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Quote #14508
Get rid of imagined guilt. You did the best you could at the time,...
Quote #19784
It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...
Quote #20212
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to...
Quote #12853
What distinguishes us one from another is our dreams . . . and what...