Quote #11130
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #12827
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Quote #5799
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many...
Quote #12554
If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain,...
Quote #14139
You could not step twice into the same river for other waters are ever...
Quote #6560
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face...
Quote #4429
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
Quote #13108
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to...
Quote #13926
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...