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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
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A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind...
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An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to...
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When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
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One can acquire everything in solitude – except character.
George Frost Kennan

Quote #14735

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The best an American can look forward to is the lonely pleasure of one...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13652

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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
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Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision.
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You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what...
Anon.

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Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should...
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