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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys,...
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Formal education will make you a living self-education will make you a fortune.
Hack Wilson

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(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
Rita Rudner

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My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Benjamin Disraeli

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A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something...
William Shakespeare

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Pity is the virture of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
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Service… Giving what you don’t have to give. Giving when you don’t need to...
Harriet

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When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it...
Elizabeth II

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It is as queen of Canada that I am here. Queen of Canada and...
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