Quote #20173
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #7642
To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
Quote #11064
If you board the wrong train, it’s no use running along the corridor in...
Quote #10694
Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
Quote #12979
Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.
Quote #8787
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Quote #20402
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #13719
If someone told me it wasn’t ‘fashionable’ to talk about freedom, I think I’d...
Quote #11829
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Quote #12550
Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.