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I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about...
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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are...
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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
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For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men,...
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Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.

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A nation that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on...
Bob Edwards

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Now I know what a statesman is he’s a dead politician. We need more...
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