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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13914

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Niccolo Machiavelli

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There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or...
Ralph Kiner

Quote #14845

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There’s a lot of heredity in that family.
Joe Moore

Quote #15816

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.
Anon.

Quote #3289

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
Javan

Quote #7473

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be...
Virgil

Quote #9461

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Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly.
Dan Quayle

Quote #21179

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
H.L. Mencken

Quote #51

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
Michel de Montaigne

Quote #3685

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire...
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