Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #19187
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
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A prince should therefore have no other aim or thought, nor take up any...
Quote #3251
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #764
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let...
Quote #15627
Life is a dead-end street.
Quote #13729
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
Quote #4650
Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout...
Quote #6029
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
Quote #8469
Man’s great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or...