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Henny Youngman

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,….sleep...
Anon.

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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Daniel J. Boorstin

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There is no disinfectant like success.
Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

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Agitators are a set of interfering, meddling people, who come down to some perfectly...
James A. Froude

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Experience teaches slowly and at the cost of mistakes.
Erma Bombeck

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It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Kenneth Patton

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The day I see a leaf is a marvel of a day.
Wayne Gretzky

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I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it...
Susan S. Taylor

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We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly. . . spending...
Bette Davis

Quote #12363

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If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
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