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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13673

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Nicholas Chamfort

Quote #11734

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5300

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Be great in act, as you have been in thought.
Angela Schwindt

Quote #17418

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us...
Cathy Guisewite

Quote #13541

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Marianne Williamson

Quote #19078

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I choose to bless another person, I will always end up feeling more...
Mark Twain

Quote #1614

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
Roosevelt, Eleanor

Quote #1940

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
US Supreme Court

Quote #21700

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was...
Terence

Quote #17948

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I am a man I hold that nothing human is alien to me.
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