Quote #11982
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #6252
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to...
Quote #11728
Learn and think imperially.
Quote #16723
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
Quote #8366
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #18407
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #13645
If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
Quote #2952
Mediocrity can talk but it is for genius to observe.