Quote #5108
People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
Quote #6412
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #4921
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #13553
You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.
Quote #16689
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water.
Quote #4729
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #503
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Quote #20602
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #16142
I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
Quote #5576
Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America — that we...