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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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The common dogma of fundamentalists is fear of modern knowledge, inability to cope with...
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No hatred is so bitter as that of near relations.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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By the time your life is finished, you will have learned just enough to...
Quote #18607
Really, to stop criticism, they say, one must die.
Quote #2835
Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of...