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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
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Homer

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Albert Einstein

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...
Scott Adams

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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an...
Umberto Eco

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I felt like poisoning a monk.
Mark Twain

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There is no such thing as the Queen’s English. The property has gone into...
Augustus Hare

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Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
Carl Sandburg

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I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair...
Ross MacDonald

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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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