Quote #13805
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #12298
And Charlie, don’t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything...
Quote #13072
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
Quote #7873
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.
Quote #13886
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #1619
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those...
Quote #8790
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
Quote #12461
All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.
Quote #7894
Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That’s why we want...
Quote #15489
To disarm the people… was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.