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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13875

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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Walter Winchell

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Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is...
Steve Martin

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Mahatma Gandhi

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Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make...
H.L. Mencken

Quote #55

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The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not...
Unknown

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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Will Rogers

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Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
Real Live Preacher

Quote #21330

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Integrity combined with faithfulness is a powerful force and worthy of great respect.
Bette Davis

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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
Plato

Quote #6285

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
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