Quote #4329
He doubly benefits the needy who gives quickly.
Quote #6340
Perhaps a modern society can remain stable only by eliminating adolescence, by giving its...
Quote #436
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #454
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men...
Quote #6831
Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and...
Quote #6576
The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to...
Quote #17854
The happiest people I know are the ones who have learned how to hold...
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #18586
Originality is nothing by judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...